Dandy Lion Chicago

If i try to spell the word “mobile” as “moble” one more time I am giving my diploma back.

The first status is mine, the second is my friend’s little brother who I thought was cool that I met at my birthday party.

GET OUT OF HERE SON.

I’m just going to go ahead and be a little cocky and say that I owned him.

Last Fall semester. Almost done with my double majors, spring semester should be a breeze. OH YEAH.
…dear God… I have classes NOT in there english building. WTF… this is what I get for saving my core courses (the 200 level ones) till senior year.

Last Fall semester. Almost done with my double majors, spring semester should be a breeze. OH YEAH.

…dear God… I have classes NOT in there english building. WTF… this is what I get for saving my core courses (the 200 level ones) till senior year.

// Haven’t made a post in a while so…yeah.//

I had three papers due this Tuesday. Which turned into one turned in Tuesday, one turned in Wednesday night, and one turned in Thursday morning.

All I want to do tonight is get my drink and sexy on.

// C’s get degrees!//

…but not graduate school acceptance…

My hair hasn’t looked this good in a really long time. I took the time to blow dry it properly and flat iron it. To go where? To the student fucking union to work on my three papers due Tuesday.
I chose the union because it was closer than the library and the bus isn’t running today. The fact that there is a food court here might or might not have been a highly contributing factor. I want food already.
Listening to Lana Del Rey with get me through this. Lana all day, everyday.

My hair hasn’t looked this good in a really long time. I took the time to blow dry it properly and flat iron it. To go where? To the student fucking union to work on my three papers due Tuesday.

I chose the union because it was closer than the library and the bus isn’t running today. The fact that there is a food court here might or might not have been a highly contributing factor. I want food already.

Listening to Lana Del Rey with get me through this. Lana all day, everyday.

Midterm tomorrow at 10am. Probably should have opened this book sometime before now.
P.S. I’m wearing my shirt for my english major club and the back says, “We speak English good.” SOMEONE IN MY CLUB IS A CLEVER LITTLE FUCK.

Midterm tomorrow at 10am. Probably should have opened this book sometime before now.

P.S. I’m wearing my shirt for my english major club and the back says, “We speak English good.” SOMEONE IN MY CLUB IS A CLEVER LITTLE FUCK.

// I have an hour to write a four page paper.//

Bulshitting english major skills. I SUMMON YOU!

It is almost 1:30 in the morning. I have done none of my readings for tomorrow’s classes. Instead I french braided my hair so that it is curly tomorrow. I will be one lost hot ass bitch.
P.S. Check out my Edgar Allen Pole dancing shirt. English major ftw.

It is almost 1:30 in the morning. I have done none of my readings for tomorrow’s classes. Instead I french braided my hair so that it is curly tomorrow. I will be one lost hot ass bitch.

P.S. Check out my Edgar Allen Pole dancing shirt. English major ftw.

// I packed ALL of my clothes and immediately regretted that decision because I don’t wear half of it.//

All that is left in my closet is my winter coats/sweaters and fancy dresses.

I also wish I could take my books. I wouldn’t even read them… I just want them there.